2:43pm

Mom: Hey are you at home or work?

Josh: home, they let us go at 2

Mom: oh ok....glad you're home safe

Josh: and i am glad that you are glad
we are all glad
ask charles if he's glad

Mom: I really wanted to ask what kind of drugs?

Josh: what kind of drugs what?

Mom: On your page, you asked people to guess what kind of drugs you are on
you mentioned crack

Josh: it was meth/nyquil mix with a sprinkle of crack on top
I met Jesus when I was on it

Mom: Did you....well you sure needed that then

Josh: hahah

Mom: have some more.....and make sure you ask for some forgiveness

Josh: yes ma'm

Mom: You need some new friends
and ya'll all need to wash you mouth out with soap up here on this facebook

Josh: hmmm
I tried to stop cursing on facebook
but it was too hard
What if I just said all my curse words in Spanish?
would that be a good compromise?

(And then she just signs off! How rude.)